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in which my voice doesnt sound like pigshit idek (incomplete parody of the squiddles song from homestuc k btw!!)

I’m Just Your Problem (from Adventure Time) // Jalph Version

La da da da da,
I’m gonna stab you right through the chest
La da da da da,
I’m gonna show you that I’m the best

I’m gonna take Piggy’s specs and rub it in your face,
I’m gonna…

[Ralph: Jack, you bloody thief!

Jack: Oh, sod off!]

Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re flawless
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,
Like all the dim-witted littluns do,

Sorry I hunted our dinner,
Is that not good enough for you?
Is that why you always rebuke me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you

Well, I’m just your problem
I’m just your problem
It’s like I’m not even a person, am I?
I’m just your problem

Well, I shouldn’t have to justify what I do
I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you
I’m sorry I didn’t watch the fire
I didn’t know that it’d incur your ire

But I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you
So, why do I want to?
Why do I want to…
To… stab you with my spear
And wrap my hands round your… Ugh!

Gotta Make My Own Tribe (Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2)

Jack: Ralph… listen

I gotta say what’s on my mind
Something about us
Doesn’t seem right these days

Piggy’s getting in the way
Whenever we try to hunt a pig
It always gets delayed

It’s so hard to say
But I hear the Lord [of the Flies] calling me
Hope you’re okay

I’ve got to move on, not become a man
I just don’t belong here
Enjoy this part of land
We might gain our sanity sometime soon
But at least for now
I gotta make my own tribe

I wanna leave your lot behind
But I get my paint on
And I watch it fade out every time

Another littlun turns to bait
And it’s just too hard to watch it all
Slowly go to waste

I’m leading tonight
‘Cause I gotta do my destiny
Hope you’re alright

I’ve got to move on, not become a man
I just don’t belong here
Enjoy this part of land
We might gain our sanity sometime soon
But at least for now
I gotta make my own tribe

Ralph: What about us?
What about the Conch and Piggy’s glasses?
What about the f[or]’rest?
Jack: You know I never wanted to burn it

Ralph: And what about me?
What am I supposed to do?
Jack: I gotta lead so I must kill you

Jack: I’ve got to move on, not become a man
(Ralph: Why do you have to go?)
Jack: I just don’t belong here
Enjoy this part of land
(Ralph: I just don’t understand)

Jack: We might gain our sanity sometime soon
But at least for now
(Ralph: I want you to stay)
Jack: I gotta make my own tribe

I’ve got to move on, not become a man
(Ralph: What about us?)
Jack: I just don’t belong here
Enjoy this part of land
(Ralph: I still don’t understand)

Jack: We might gain our sanity sometime soon
But at least for now
I gotta make my own tribe
I gotta make my own tribe
I gotta make my own tribe

roger-sexual:

ok so my friend and i started making lotf versions of the frozen songs and here have the jalph nice rack one

Do You Want to Build A Shelter?

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alternate lyrics include:

‘We used to be gay lovers
Guess now we’re not
Still wish I could blow your conch’

and
'And I don’t why you do this
So fuck you, Merridew
Have fun sniffing the pig’s dung’

(Source: roger-sexual)

ok so my friend and i started making lotf versions of the frozen songs and here have the jalph nice rack one

Do You Want to Build A Shelter?

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Good lord. I made a simon/roger parody for Frozen’s For the First Time in Forever (Reprise)

ruuujah:

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(Source: semipreciousgem)