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hullo!! welcome to L's lord of the flies exclusive sideblog. i post fics, subpar edits, inane au ideas and random ramblings on here. //ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. may come back to post smth occasionally tho//

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andlshalleverregardhim-deactiva sent: I feel like the boat ride back would be awkward for all of them because it would be silent and then Jack would be like "you know I think we both got a little heated back there, so I just want to go ahead and say my bad. But what happens on the island stays on the island am I right?" And then Ralph would be like "like how you were going to murder me?" and then Jack would be like "oh my GOD let it go Ralph"

Also would they just see each other in the halls and be like “hey man how was your weekend?” And Ralph would be like “OMG Jack I told you to stop texting me I’m going to block your number” and Jack would be like “is this about the killing you thing? Move on Ralph jc”

TBH the boatride would just. be all kinds of uncomfortable. jack no matter how many times you try to sweep it under the rug ralph’ll never forgive you

like i couldn’t find the post but i once saw this comic where j/alph were on a boat (with the flaming island in the background) and jack was like “friends? :D” while ralph just looked pissed at him it was the best thing

kralmajales sent: I found your blog by typing 'Roger-' in the tags. I didn't even get to the LotF part before I found your blog. I'm so happy I found it by the way!

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aww shucks, i’m blushing over here. thank you so much for following and liking my blog c:

Anonymous sent: do u goy any ideas of an au where the lotf boys reverted to cannibalism

actually, yeah!!

i had this winter-inspired au (that i forgot to post, oops) where the boys are stuck in a snow lodge instead of being stranded on an island, and due to the limited supplies, they revert to cannibalism to stay alive

on a somewhat relevant note, have you noticed that when someone mentions cannibalism in regards to lotf, people immediately think of piggy? it’s either him being the first to succumb to these, erm, hannibal-esque tendencies or him being the first “victim”, so to speak.

#cannibalism for ts

Anonymous sent: you should post all your au ideas and fanfics!!! :o

aww, thanks for liking my fics and all, anon!!

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i’ll try to post them as soon as i can, heheh!! :D

Anonymous sent: Could you...sweats...write Ralph/Simon fic pls

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but of course, anon!! i’m working on it as we speak, and though i don’t think i can finish it immediately, i hope to get it up as soon as possible :D

Anonymous sent: why not jackass-marridew

oh my god

Anonymous sent: can you please explain the gayrice thing

ok so basically it’s homosexual grains a combination of the words, ‘gay’ and 'maurice’. ’m not quite sure how people thought it up, though. maybe it’s because if you try typing 'maurice’ really fast, you sometimes end up with 'mayrice’ because the y is close to the u on the keyboard. (i cant be the only one who makes this typo ok.)

jack-and-roger sent: Your jack puns are perfect omfg
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heheh, i’m merri very glad you like ‘em.

Anonymous sent: I totally thought you were super talented like that :( i just want that exact same pair really badly xD I don't know where you are, but I'm in the US. i'll stalk around FB and see if I can find them. thank you darling! xxx

omfg, no man i barely have any artistic talent; all i got was a Christmas Merricle, heheh. ;D i’m from the Philippines, but judging by those ads i saw on google, i’m pretty sure they’ve a lot of quality customizable shoe stores (???) there. anyway, best of luck to you in getting your very own pair of Merrishoes, dear!!

Anonymous sent: OMG THOSE SHOES THOSE SHOES I NEED THEM PLEASE TELL ME HOW DID YOU MAKE THOSE AND WILL YOU MAKE ME A PAIR I WILL PAY MONEY FOR THEM I CAN'T EVEN SO AMAZING

asdghjkl im so sorry if i mislead you there anon but i actually bought them from this shop called Custom My Shoes,,, i’d give you their fb/email/number or something but i’m not sure if they ship internationally/have branches (??? is this the proper term for it) worldwide