I’m Just Your Problem (from Adventure Time) // Jalph Version

La da da da da,
I’m gonna stab you right through the chest
La da da da da,
I’m gonna show you that I’m the best

I’m gonna take Piggy’s specs and rub it in your face,
I’m gonna…

[Ralph: Jack, you bloody thief!

Jack: Oh, sod off!]

Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re flawless
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,
Like all the dim-witted littluns do,

Sorry I hunted our dinner,
Is that not good enough for you?
Is that why you always rebuke me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you

Well, I’m just your problem
I’m just your problem
It’s like I’m not even a person, am I?
I’m just your problem

Well, I shouldn’t have to justify what I do
I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you
I’m sorry I didn’t watch the fire
I didn’t know that it’d incur your ire

But I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you
So, why do I want to?
Why do I want to…
To… stab you with my spear
And wrap my hands round your… Ugh!