[ i’m still trying to recover from the shrek is love shrek is life vid the tribe showed me when kristi made an edit of my rarepair pjo otp and i realized that those dorks reminded me of bill and roger so

"Don’t bullshit me." Bill glared.

“I am not.” Roger smirked and leaned over, until he had Bill pinned against the wall behind them, leaning in so he could whisper into the blond’s ear. “But I’ve figured you out pretty early. You like me. You don’t pick as many fights when I’m around. It’s like you’re trying to catch my attention, because you know Jack always sends me after the troublemakers. I’m here. You got my full and undivided attention. Got anything you want to share?”