[ so this is my last attempt atprocrastinating for physics reviving myself from the shrek video so hang on to your seats folks

(also pls read this before we begin (focus especially the last one))

so like imagine all the soulmates

roger and simon being all cute and curious about one another aww

jack and ralph smiling at each other with shy liking (and ralph staring admiringly at jacks shorts)

all the other ships basically being adorbs as heck

now

imagine bill walking away from all that

he keeps his head down, gaze firmly on the ground as he tries to stop himself from shaking, from feeling that twinge in his chest when he sees the soulmates

he can’t help but feel the sudden sting behind his eyes, however. slowly, he reaches up to adjust his sunglasses when the sleeve of his jacket falls down slightly

and he catches sight of his own timer; of the numbers that had never changed, the numbers that had always been stuck at zero.