au where everything is the same but jack merridew looks like shrek
I actually made a lotf fanfic about shrek is love shrek is life
here: http://chianie24601.tumblr.com/post/89766815076/piggy-is-love-piggy-is-life
“He stabs me in the arm and sends me to go to sleep”
I AM CRYIG THIS IS TH E BEST THING